Even with a Shaw Singles Night Valentine's Day hangover, I managed to go out tonight. I had a date at District Chophouse. I needed the nourishment given that all I've had for the past twelve hours has been water. Decided that I don't really like the place. I've been there a couple of times for the beer since they are also a brewery and I like a good steak every once in a while. But I've found it old, boring, and stuffy. And for a steakhouse, the steak is not that great. Took myself out for a beer afterwards.
I ran into a guy who counts Arnold Schwarzenegger as one of his role models. And this is what he said about his approach to dating and sex:
I love pleasing a woman. There's nothing better than going down. I can be down there for hours. When I'm done, I'll let you know. I could care less about sex. I could just as easily masturbate. I'm the most unselfish guy I know.
Where are all the nice, shy guys who cook and know good wine? But I love being single. The war stories I could share...
I love pleasing a woman. There's nothing better than going down. I can be down there for hours. When I'm done, I'll let you know. I could care less about sex. I could just as easily masturbate. I'm the most unselfish guy I know.
Where are all the nice, shy guys who cook and know good wine? But I love being single. The war stories I could share...
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I found your blog through FoodRockz and love it! What's better, you live in my neighborhood! I wish I knew about the happenings at Old Dominion on V-Day...and I can match your dating war stories (one guy announced on a first date he had only slept with prostitutes the last two years...seriously). Look forward to reading more!
Hey DC Newbie - that is hilarious! We should definitely share stories over a drink especially since we're neighbors!
Ugh, I can't stand the Chophouse. I went there during restaurant week and the whole time I was there I felt like I was sitting inside a giant barrel. The steak wasn't that great, they had obviously just thrown some seasonings on it right before tossing it on the grill...and the meat wasn't even done, even though I had asked for well-done. I swear, I heard the steak moo at me.
Rayo that is too funny! The steak is mediocre at best which is not good given the prices.
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