Sunday, February 3, 2008

City Girl Rules #1 and #2

After hanging out in Adams Morgan one too many Saturdays, here's the beginning of my City Girl Rules: No Hanging Out in Adams Morgan on a Saturday night - or a Friday for that matter. It's like you get the bottom of the men barrel. Like this Saturday, you get the guys who fight (at Bukom), the underagers (at Toledo), or the Euro trash (at Left Bank). Just don't do it ladies. And more importantly, if circumstances aren't right, don't be enticed by the late night booty call, which is Rule #2. You know what I mean. The guys who call on your way home after not asking you out that weekend. Or even worse, the trolls who stand outside the clubs after last call trying to pick up women. As Megan wisely stated, "If you didn't contribute to my buzz, you can't profit from it." Plain and simple.

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6 comments:

Jobless said...

rules to live by. I think the only decent place on a Saturday night in Adams Morgan is Bossa, though you'll need quite a few mojitos for those guys to look pretty.

City Girl DC said...

Yes I agree. Bossa is decent on Sat. and occasionally Soussi. Maybe it's just me but it seems like the mojitos used to be better at Bossa.

Anonymous said...

Yep . . . Adams Morgan on a weekend is lame. You need to be hanging out with a man who will feed you! Men who cook and pour good wine rock!

City Girl DC said...

Food rockz man- you are so right! And I love to eat. Where can I find a man like that?

Anonymous said...

Hmmm . . . I'm a million percent certain such men roam the streets of DC.

City Girl DC said...

FRM- I'll have to trust you on that one! Love the food on your site - I added you to my favs :)