For a single girl in a big city like DC, you've got to have some guidance about dating. That's when you turn to your circle of friends - women, men, gay, straight, etc. There's got to be some level of definitive sexual orientation in my opinion. But hey, I'm in my 30's, and maybe that's all gone out of the window with the 20-somethings. All I know is, it's nice to know who you're sleeping with. I had this discussion at a recent neighborhood wine tasting. As the discussion went, "How do you know the guy you're sleeping with is gay/bisexual/experimenting/unsure/whatever?" Here are some questions a group of us came up with that could possibly be of use:
- Does he have a rack of magnum condoms but is not so well-endowed?
- Can he recite lines from Sex and the City?
- Is he better at being Martha Stewart than the woman herself?
- Does he like and request a finger up his ass?
- Can he accessorize your outfit better than you?
- Does he think the decision to sleep with a man is a matter of mere self control?
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Hmmmm . . . that'd be (1) no on the magnums; (2) no on the Sex and the City lines; (3) I might be able to cook better than her, but I'm not at all into the other homemaking $hit; (4) no finger in the ass, thanks; (5) my only interest in your outfit is removing it from your body; and (6) no self-control involved in the not-sleeping-with-dudes thing. Now that I've reaffirmed my straightness, have I mentioned that I'm single?
Hmmmm...food rockz man is single! Uh, did you hear that ladies?
Thats ridiculous!
Ridiculous?
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