Friday, June 18, 2010

No Exceptions

I know I've said this before but as time and age creeps on, one thinks that exceptions may apply but - hell no! When it comes to the , "Who Not to Date List", there are no exceptions. Seriously, law enforcement dudes are a no-no, especially for DC cops. Here's a text message exchange with a cop I met on the street recently. And please, remind me why I gave him my number. Drunk, horny, stupid, what? And yes, this is the exact wording.

Him: What's up, watch u up to?

Me: Nothing much

Him: Invite me over I'm bored watching tv

Me: My apt is a wreck. Wanna go for a walk?

Him: (after 20 minutes) Not 2nite got court in the mornin

Me: but didnt u just ask me to invite you over???

I got no response from him. Huh? Am I really supposed to be that stupid as to not recognize a booty call? Why don't men just ask for sex these days? It's much less insulting to a woman's intellect. Ok, so you don't really want to get to know me. You want to come to my place and hit it. Just say that. That way I can say yes or no and not feel like you think I'm a total idiot.

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6 comments:

Ice Cold said...

That whole exchange was hilarious.. Especially the "watch u up to?" question...

City Girl DC said...

Yes, I have learned to laugh at such things.

DC Pooooooopo said...

Not all of us D.C. Cops are awful. I'll ask for booty straight up....

Anonymous said...

So DID you hit it?

City Girl DC said...

DC Po - Thanks for being straight up. Lol

Anonymous - No I did not hit it and neither did he!

Pinkie said...

Lol!! Men :9