I know I've said this before but as time and age creeps on, one thinks that exceptions may apply but - hell no! When it comes to the , "Who Not to Date List", there are no exceptions. Seriously, law enforcement dudes are a no-no, especially for DC cops. Here's a text message exchange with a cop I met on the street recently. And please, remind me why I gave him my number. Drunk, horny, stupid, what? And yes, this is the exact wording.
Him: What's up, watch u up to?
Me: Nothing much
Him: Invite me over I'm bored watching tv
Me: My apt is a wreck. Wanna go for a walk?
Him: (after 20 minutes) Not 2nite got court in the mornin
Me: but didnt u just ask me to invite you over???
I got no response from him. Huh? Am I really supposed to be that stupid as to not recognize a booty call? Why don't men just ask for sex these days? It's much less insulting to a woman's intellect. Ok, so you don't really want to get to know me. You want to come to my place and hit it. Just say that. That way I can say yes or no and not feel like you think I'm a total idiot.
Friday, June 18, 2010
No Exceptions
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6 comments:
That whole exchange was hilarious.. Especially the "watch u up to?" question...
Yes, I have learned to laugh at such things.
Not all of us D.C. Cops are awful. I'll ask for booty straight up....
So DID you hit it?
DC Po - Thanks for being straight up. Lol
Anonymous - No I did not hit it and neither did he!
Lol!! Men :9
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